I don't stay angry the way others do. I wonder if I am the messiah.

How does it work? You simply proclaim yourself messiah, right? Then you see if it sticks.

I'm Archie Bell and the Drells.

Damn. I made the wrong proclamation.

Maybe not. Tighten Up!

I love tomato paste in a tube.

Now, I want toothpaste in a can.

And Brylcream in the bush.

Waggling the tail of my new coonskin condoms.

Brother Raccoon.